The monarch of Bad Luck
It was the year 1929. The Wall Street had collapsed and
millions had lost their valuable jobs. Desperation had engulfed the whole of
United States. People had lost all their hopes, wishes and dreams. They wanted
God to take away their souls but God also appeared pathetic. Everyday more than
hundreds were vanishing out due to starvation. Even a loaf of bread meant the
nectar from the God.
But notwithstanding such harsh severities of life, John
Pinochet, a thin, bald, long New York banker of height about 6 feet with a
broken nose and injured eye, would always say “It’s no harm pay no attention to
it, behind everything there is a good reason” and paradoxically he was the man
with the worst luck ever. His horoscope was the worst that any man can have and
everyday bad things were sure to happen to him. This man failed 10th
grade thrice, not because of lack of preparation, but because, the first time
just the day before the exam he got his right leg broken, the second time he
got stuck in traffic and therefore reached the examination hall half an hour
late, the third time he failed because accidentally his fountain pen’s nip
broken and the whole ink was smudged on his paper. Who could have more
horrifying horoscope than him. If you could still don’t believe that he was the
person with the worst luck on the planet, let me tell you about his yesterday’s
experience. Yesterday while going to the office, he met with one of the most
ferocious bad luck. Someone threw banana’s peel on his bald head and when he
looked above to enquire who had done so, a man chewing tobacco accidently spat
tobacco on his face but still Pinochet exclaimed It’s no harm pay no attention
to it, behind everything there is a good reason”. On the same day, he was
sacked from his office. His boss told him that his wife had lost her diamond
ring, Pinochet exclaimed “It’s no harm pay no attention to it, behind
everything there is a good reason”. Flying in rage and feeling indignant, his
boss expelled him with utter insult and criticism. But still Pinochet exclaimed
“It’s no harm pay no attention to it, behind everything there is a good reason”.
While coming back to home he saw people crying due to starvation, loss of jobs
and failure in life. Pinochet approached those people and said “It’s no harm
pay no attention to it, behind everything there is a good reason”. Feeling very
much resented the people decried Pinochet and beat him black and blue and one
heavy robust man even slapped Pinochet and during this course of action, his
nail pierced through Pinochet’s and now Pinochet was completely blind but still
John exclaimed “It’s no harm pay no attention to it, behind everything there is
a good reason”. When people came to know that Pinochet has also lost his second
eye the stop beating him and let him go away. Now Pinochet was completely blind
and could not walk on his own but dared to go to his home on his own and while
walking home he got hit by a car but still this man said “It’s no harm pay no
attention to it, behind everything there is a good reason”. Unfortunately the
driver who hit him was also a moron and believed on the words of Pinochet and
paid no attention to Pinochet and moved ahead treading Pinochet. After that a
hefty truck crumbled Pinochet and at last the earth lost its most unfortunate
man and yes he was right “It’s no harm pay no attention to it, behind
everything there is a good reason”.
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